| Starting hand | Slang name |
| AA | Pocket Rockets, American Airlines, Bullets, Two Pips |
| AK | Big Slick (originally referred to A♠K♠, but the name has become common for any Ace-King, especially suited), Anna Kournikova (looks good but rarely wins), Machine Gun (AK-47), Walking Back to Houston ("I can see you learned to play in Houston. Those Houston players would come to Dallas and play that ace-king, but they'd always end up against a pair of aces. That's why we call that hand ‘Walking back to Houston.'" - T.J. Cloutier, quoted by Barry Greenstein) |
| AQ | Little Slick, Big Chick, Mrs. Slick |
| AJ | Blackjack, Ajax |
| AT | Johnny Moss |
| A8 | Dead Man's Hand (by analogy with Wild Bill's aces and eights) |
| A3 | Baskin-Robbins (plays off the number 31: 31 Flavors), Friday The 13th (An ace played low would be considered equivalent to 1) |
| A2 | Acey-Deucey, Drinking Age |
| KK | Cowboys, Elvis Presley, King Kong, Ace Magnets |
| KQ | Marriage, Royalty |
| KQ suited | Royal Marriage |
| KQ unsuited | Mixed Marriage |
| K♥Q♥ | Valentine's Day |
| KJ | Kojak, King John |
| K9 | Canine, Dog, Fido, Sawmill |
| K7 | King Salmon |
| K3 | King Crab, Alaska Hand |
| QQ | Cowgirls, Ladies, Siegfried & Roy, Hilton Sisters, Olsen Twins, Dykes, Girls with curls, Bitches, Mop squeezers |
| QJ | Maverick (the theme song for the television series Maverick speaks of the title character as "livin' on jacks and queens") |
| QT | Q-Tip, Varkonyi (named after Robert Varkonyi, 2002 World Series of Poker main event champion, who rather liked this hand) |
| Q9 | Quinine |
| Q7 | Computer Hand |
| Q4 | Gay Cruise, Bitch on a Boat |
| Q3 | Gay Waiter, San Francisco Busboy ("Queen with a tray") |
| Q3 suited | Posh Gay Waiter |
| Q♥3♥ | Flaming Gay Waiter |
| JJ | Fishhooks, Hooks, Jokers |
| JT | Cloutier (play on name: T. J. Cloutier) |
| J♣9♣ | T.J. Cloutier (T.J. flopped three straight flushes with this hand in one year) |
| J7 | Jack Daniel's (Jack Old No. 7) |
| J6 | Railroad Hand |
| J5 | Motown, Jackson Five |
| J4 | Flat Tire ("What's a jack for?") |
| TT | Dimes, TNT |
| T5 | Five and Dime, Woolworths |
| T4 | Good Buddy, Over and Out, Roger That (play on radio code 10-4), Broderick Crawford |
| T2 | Doyle Brunson, Texas Dolly (Brunson won the World Series of Poker with it twice in a row—1976 and 1977) |
| 99 | Wayne Gretzky (his jersey number), German Virgin ("nein, nein" means "no, no" in German) |
| 98 | Oldsmobile |
| 96 | Big Lick, Porno, Dinner for Two (play on number 69) |
| 96 suited | Prom Night ("Sixty-nine suited") |
| 9♥6♥ | Valentine's Day |
| 95 | Dolly Parton (she sang Workin' 9 to 5), Full-time job |
| 94 | Gold Rush, San Francisco (play off the number 49) |
| 93 | Jack Benny, The Sik |
| 92 | Montana Banana |
| 88 | Little Oldsmobile, Snowmen, Infinities , Double Infinity |
| 86 | Maxwell Smart (Agent 86 in Get Smart) |
| 83 | Raquel Welch |
| 77 | Hockey Sticks, Candy Canes, Walking Sticks |
| 76 | Philadelphia, Union Oil, Trombones (from the song 76 Trombones) |
| 75 | Heinz, Ketchup (play on Heinz's 57 varieties) |
| 74 | Double Down, Blackjack hand |
| 73 | Hachem (named for Joe Hachem, winner of World Series of Poker, 2005 who won the $7.5 million prize with this hand when he flopped a straight) |
| 72 offsuit | The Hammer, Beer Hand |
| 72 suited | Velvet Hammer |
| 66 | Route 66 |
| 63 | Blocky |
| 62 | Ainsworth |
| 55 | Presto, Speed Limit, Nickels |
| 54 | Jesse James, Colt 45 (both play off the number 45), Moneymaker (winning hand of Chris Moneymaker, 2003 World Series of Poker Main Event champion) |
| 52 | Bomber (B-52 bomber) |
| 44 | Sailboats (looks like two sails), Midlife Crisis, Magnum, Luke Skywalker ("May the fours be with you") |
| 4♠4♣ | Darth Vader ("Dark Side Of The Fours") |
| 33 | Crabs, Hooters |
| 32 | Can of Corn |
| 32 offsuit | Houta Hand (pronounced like "Hooter", named for a Native American dealer who advocates playing this hand) |
| 22 | Ducks (from "deuces"), Swans, Sleepers, Quack Quack |
| any pocket pair | Wired pair, Wired (for example, a starting hand of 8-8 might be called "wired eights" or "eights wired") |